Different perspectives on daily life


A friend keeps posting hilarious words that seem to be cut from an exciting romance work, but turns out to be annoying occurrences in day to day life.  Here are her latest 2 installments.

To make it stand,
You wet it.
To make it wet,
You suck it.
To make it stiff,
You lick it.
To get in,
You push it.
Damn, threading a
needle is no joke!!!

 

I had a visitor one night…

He explored my body…

Licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill…

When satisfied he left..

I was hurt…

Damn MOSQUITO !!!

 

Knew her back when we were in high school.  If I had learned she had a filthy mind like me we would have definitely stayed in contact better!  Back then we both went to Marissa IL school.  I now live in Minnesota, she lives in Florida.  Both of us live where the climates both suite us better.  I NEED cold.  She wants warmth.  We are both definitely mentally sick and demented!  That’s why we still get along, despite our differences.

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